Yankee doodle went to london just to ride the ponies.

     No. That is wrong.

1. Yankee doodle, is a YANKEE. So, why is he in London?

     2. Why did he need to go all the way to London just to ride the fucking horses? Not even horses. Ponies. What. The Fuck. What is it Mr. Doodle? Are our horses-no, ponies, not good enough for you? Seriously, some Yankee. 

    Some  people make 3-point arguments. I make 2-point arguments and end them with very well-said closing paragraphs. So, who ever arranged that version of  "Yankee Doodle." was  on some pretty hardcore drugs while writing it. That, or they weren't very familiar with U.S history.  

-MissVonHusen