Is this it?

 "Can't you see I'm trying? I don't even like it. I just lied to get to your apartment, now I'm staying here just for a while. I can't think 'cause I'm just way too tired."

It's the basic way of human nature.

1. Deceive
2. Indifference
3. Giving up

Well, that's how I see it anyway. This is my blog post for Harman. He specifically requested I do, so I'm sorry if it's bad.
Anyway, back to what I was trying to say... Humans are very ...stupid. Very, very stupid. There are far and few between who have pushed through that and even they've had their moments.   It pains me to say, that you reading this are not one who has. Nor am I. I don't know what the future holds , but If you're who I think you are, wasting your time, reading this shtuff. You really haven't made your monumental contribution to the world. I haven't. I haven't even begun.

I know what your thinking, "that's one way to build your audience. Insult them." But really? If you've read my blog, you'd know that I insult myself, and you, and everything that's done anything wrong ever. Obviously you keep coming back for a reason, and that's my logic. Hell, leave now if you want. I could care less.

but your still reading aren't you?

and now, you've read the whole thing.

and all I've done is just insult you,

but you think I'M the stupid one?

-MissVonHusen

To keep this boat afloat.

 "We've taken on a climb, and it's long enough to put the best of us on our backs. We're walking up a slide, and there are those we know who'd put us five miles off the track. "

    Sometimes, even the strongest of us fail.

    Sometimes, we can't help ourselves.

    Sometimes, we even need to rock the boat, but we also need to keep the boat afloat. You dig? We need to learn to separate the ones who will throw us five miles, or even five hundred miles off of our tracks. And yeah,  we're gonna fall on our asses, and we're gonna fall on our faces, and some of us will even die trying, all of us will die still trying and probably unsatisfied with the results, but we have to follow the journey through and through. It may be long, but you're lucky if it's long. Depending on the way you see it, maybe you're lucky if it's short. I don't know how you plan to live your life. Hell, I don't even know how to go about living mine. I do know for certain why I don't know how to go about it.

    It's because we don't live our lives. Our lives live us. We have no choice in what we do, life throws us a multitude of choices, we just have the fantastic opportunity to be able to choose from the given choices. You still with me? If not, I understand. Unfortunately we happen to not always get the ideal choices.

    I know you're all probably like, What in the literal fuck? Is this supposed to help us find Jesus or something? No. Also for the record, I don't think I believe in god, I think I believe in life. Y'know, but there's no organized party of "life believers" who sit around and worship Milton Bradley for creating the game. Either way I don't do very well with organized religion or and organized group for that matter.

   A lyricist once said that "Nobody ever seems to remember that life is a game we play."

But really? No one seems to get that  we are a game life plays. 

-Miss Von Husen